![]() Sheffield: Maybe I can pick something up at Bloomingdales. One year to the day since we first learned: "If it ain't half-off, it ain't on sale." Sheffield: Weren't you going to get that fixed? Niles: Come closer. One year ago today, someone's spiked heel dug its first gibbet into the parquet floor. Need I say more? Curse Of The Grandmas Fran: Does anybody know what today is? Niles: Another one of your colorful holidays involving plagues? ![]() Fran: Honey, I've had this voice since the second grade. Grace: You have no idea how cruel children can be. That could mean anyone from Madonna to Janet Reno. I don't think they heard you IN URUGUAY!!! Material Fran Fran: I tell ya, these personals are such a joke. They got nothing from you! Sylvia: Mom, these aren't Fran's children. Yetta: (commenting on Brighton and Grace) These kids. ![]() Everybody Needs A Bubby Fran: (to Yetta) What are you thinking?! This is the Sheffield's house! NO ONE EVER HAD SEX IN THIS HOUSE! What would you have done? Fran: Two words, Mr. Maxwell: It was singing pussycat people in a giant garbage can. Fran: What are you listening to him for, he passed on Cats. Jeffrey: (about Maxwell reading his play) He hates it. Brighton: No luck, huh? Fran: No way, but to this day, I got a handshake like Lou Ferrigno.įran: Do I sound like I'm coming down with a cold? Niles: Constantly. One summer, me and Val went through a whole bag of Kingsford briquettes trying for earrings. The Playwright Brighton: Did you know that if you squeeze coal really hard it turns into a diamond? Fran: Not true. Niles: Oh yes sir you see, i should have used my ovenmitt, instead of this somewat inferior substitution, but i didn't realize i wanted my ovenmitt until i saw them together, then i realised that of course my ovenmitt was exactly what i wanted and goodness gracious it was under my nose the entire time. English, Handsome, Rich all right he's got a couple of kids but i could live with that. Brighton: What did you do? Fran: I kicked 'em down to the Lancome counter and kept on walking.įran: To bad she was going to fix me up with her boss. Sheffield: Oh and I might be gay (winks and gives thumbs up to security guardįran: Honey, you're talking to a woman whose underpants fell off in Bloomingdales. Sheffeild: (Talking about Fran and Val) No, don't know them, Never saw them, Perfect strangers Fran: Mr. The security guard at night cub: ( asking Maxwell a question) are they with you? Mr. Fran: Spoken by a man who did not see The Lion King 257 times. Sheffield: First day of school already, huh? Summer just flew by.
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